While a monkey was eating a banana arat stole a watch.

While a rat was stealing a watch a nurse stltole a car.

While a nurse was stealing a car…

If you steal an apple you will go to jail.

If you go to jail you will read a lot of books.

If you read a lot of books….

If I had a car, I would drive to the moon.

If I dorve to the moon, I would see an alien.

If I saw an alien….

If I had bought a monkey in 1982, I would have opened a zoo.

If I had opened a zoo, I would have met Steve Irwin.

If I had met Steve Irwin….